Hide and Seek Pet Style
Hide and Seek Pet Style
Pets are just the most adorable beings on the planet. Their companionship is just on a different wavelength. The lengths they go to crack us up is just admirable. They are loyal, faithful and fun to be around. They are a little short of becoming human beings. If not for the brain capacity that the Maker decided to ration, the story would be different right now. Well they can play any sport or game with training to perfection. Maybe not really all. Somehow the hide and seek principles seem to escape their grasp. They are just horrible at it. Here is a complete list of a few such cases that went wrong.
10. Meditation Corner
This kitty is setting a good example to the rest of us who don’t trust in the art of meditation. Nothing is nobler than having a few minutes alone in a corner to mull things over. It is probably better not to read too much into it though. No head butting the wall too. It spoils the paint.
9. Peeping puppy
Well it’s all over for this poor puppy. The long winding path of hide and seek finally ends here. Wait. It’s not even bating its eye. Maybe the hypnosis finally worked. The mind of a dog must be frustratingly feeble. Good luck with the whole peeping business though buddy.
8. Face Down
Oh no! Just leave the poor dog alone already. Its going through a rough time as it is. The last thing it needs is some annoying prying eyes of the camera clicking away and hovering over its head. It’s never anything to be ashamed of to be camera shy. Whatever happened here must be very serious to make a dog hold its face down. The burst has been made. Looks like dogs also cry after all. The guy who gave it hide and seek classes though should really be sued. He did a really poor job. Dog school management should really look into the matter.
7. Squeezing In
I think I should probably ask this but what was this little pouch doing between the cushions anyway? Maybe it’s the hide and seek game being taken too seriously. I hope no one sits on it by accident. This is also a good opportunity for that long lost remote to finally show up and all the other change that have gone missing over the past recent times. Anyway, somebody should probably get it out of there. It’s probably stuck and it does not look like it has a single clue on what is going on. Or maybe it’s the language barrier problem. Intervention should be top priority either way.
6. Why do wicked things occur to good people?
This little piece of work looks pissed off. Looks like somebody has decided to be really mean to it. I can’t think of a enhanced reason why it is sulking that much. The sadness and frustration has really captured the room. Cant wait for daddy to come home. For now, all the eenie menie snitches should keep off or they will be torn up to pieces. I hope we are not overreacting. Maybe it’s nothing really.
5. Bottoms Up!
This one must be really cursing the gods for giving it uncalled for body length and for its big bottom. If only he could fit in perfectly under that bed, he would be the hero of the day. That place looks cozy anyway and I can bet a few bucks he will be lying there a little longer. After all, nobody will care to come look for it there plus time is ticking for its usual siesta. A change of scenery is a welcome idea. Otherwise, bottoms up everyone!
4. Can’t See Me!
I wish this dog knew how stupid it look with its eyes covered. But then it seems to be having some real fun. I do not want to kill its mood and snap it back to reality. Since we are not really friends, I don’t want to risk having a dog bite on me. I already have enough tattoos.
3. Check out my new box!
Thousands of stuff must be going through this little kitty’s head. On one hand, I think it is proud to finally have something decent to be call its own box. The best portion is that it is red. It is also trying to catch some air. That thing is suffocating. And then there the little matter of feeling trapped in that not so little box. No more roaming around at will like it is used to. But it is a good spot to hide and not be caught unlike the rest of its compatriots. And that look says you don’t wanna mess me. Am going through serious stuff right now so keep off!
Well what do we have here? Looks like somebody needs a little help. Let’s just hope all this innocent cat was doing is hide from the seeker in a snack bag. Am sure anyone in its position would do the same. Imagine finding a packet of your favorite snack lying idly around and your head can fit in perfectly. Eer I mean hand. Anyway, back to the game. The hind part is all out. The head is stuck in. The snack owner is probably around the corner. This kitty has too many problems. We had better get it out of here before things get really worse for it. It must be wondering why bad things happen to good people.
1. Peeping bag
This one probably didn’t attend any hide and seek lessons in cat school. I mean we can all see you cattie. Next time just look for something bigger if you have to use a bag and go to a corner of the room or something. That place is too obvious to hide. Anyway am probably talking to myself because it is still pensively staring at me through that little hole. You lucky am the noble type. I would have probably poked you in the eye.