Epic Sleeping Postures For Couples
Epic Sleeping Postures For Couples
Every couple in town has their own code of sleeping position that comes naturally to them without even trying. Most of them prefer to keep those affairs under wraps but here is an exploration of some of them.
10. The Fighters
It is all blissful and love seems to dominate the air in place of oxygen. Cupid must be very proud of himself. Match made in heaven. This is all true until sleeping time comes. Then the rogue rebellious and self-serving nature is released as everyone scrambles for the covers and a piece of everything else.
9. The Exploring Couple
It is all quiet and peaceful for the first part of the night. Everyone keeps to his side of the bed until all hell breaks loose. As the night wears on, all the chaotic positions you can think of are unleashed and the salvos fired. And I promise it is not that fun except for the pervert position, which we would choose any day.
8. The Loner
Everybody else seems to sleep just fine. The joy of sleeping in twos feels like the tonic to that happy place in your subconscious. Well, this is until you realize you still all alone and you cry yourself to sleep every night. Just hang in there.
7. Hang On!
This seems to be nightmarish. Every time dusk falls, you dread bedtime. This is for the simple reason that it is a dangerous affair especially when you think of all the times you almost fell off the bed. And there is a reason why there are two pillows. She just does not seem to get it.
6. The Ticking-Bomb
You seem to love her for most part of the time. You’d better milk all the love you can get out of her for when the hour comes she will explode and you will have a fight in your hands. But you can’t blame her. It is just her sleeping style.
5. The Versatile Couple
Versatility is just the bane of all sleepers. Everyone wants to try it all and leave nothing to chance. At least it is good for their flexibility.
4. The Freezer
At times, it is never in any one’s best interest when you decide to share the covers. Some women will just not share. If you don’t have back-up covers, you are exiled and doomed to the freezer.
3. Conflict Of Interest
The wedding vows are about sticking together for better for worse. Some partners however take this too literally even to their sleeping postures. They may not want the same thing all the time.
2. The Back Pack
Hanging on to your partner’s back to take you through the night sounds a bit fun during the day but when darkness falls and it is bedtime please stick to the plan and just sleep. There is plenty of time to play. The sleeping sounds are just annoying.
1. Here Comes The Baby…
Babies are a bundle of joy and a blessing. This is all very true until bedtime when they become a complete pain in the neck. Thankfully, moms can take comfort in the knowledge that dads bear much of the brunt.
