The Adult World From Disneyland
The Adult World From Disneyland
The first thing that comes to mind when you think of Disneyland is kids stuff. Mostly cartoons with on a high moral pedestal that captures all the attention and minds of kids. Well, the makers of Disney films have also explored the adult world to great effect.
9. The Ladies
Ladies are traditionally secretive and sensitive when it comes to their personal appearance and hygiene. The rest of the world is only allowed to see the end product after all is done when they are shining like sunshine and looking more delicious than a bar chocolate. Disney films throw all cares to the wind and the drama that builds up behind the scenes is put on display. It is the only place we are able to witness the agony and trouble women go through within their closets in the race to look all sexy and beautiful. At least we get to know that the struggle is real.
8. The Fabled ‘D’
The D word is associated with things you wouldn’t wanna spell out loud with kids awake. The potential damage it does to kids is just unthinkable. One can argue that at that young age kids still don’t know the meaning of the word but remember they are not dumb. Most of them are in their imitation and learning phase of their childhood and they will figure it out. Somebody should at least petition Disney people to censor the scenes or even better still do away with the cartoon programmes that will use or imply the word.
7. Twerk It!
For all we know, the characters in Disney films are just animals with the ability to speak. As if that’s not creepy enough they are given all the qualities known to man. They can sit propped up, they can talk, their parenting skills are just off the charts, some of them own malls and business premises heck they even have royalties amongst themselves. Like some wise man put it, music is the universal language, it is food to the soul. You would expect the characters to enjoy their music by pensively listening or jumping around given the fact that most of them are quad-legged. Some of them go as far pulling dancing moves and stunts only done by video vixens. And the dances they do are not they kind for general family viewing.
6. Walk of Shame
For some reason all the love stories in Disneyland are fairytales between some lost girl and a prince charming who rescues her and takes her back to the palace. She spends the night there but she is never in a hurry to leave. This is because she never wakes up when the sun comes up. Some magic portion has to be sought to bring her back. It makes you wonder what would have happened had she woken up at the time all the normal people do. The walk of shame would be classic.
5. Smitten Heroes
It is said that love knows no bounds. Even the bravest of men have to fall when love strikes. It is far more hilarious when a superhero has a crush on some really hot chic. The frantic hopelessness and desperation is just awesome to watch. We cannot blame them. After all, we are human. Women run the world anyway.
4. Adult Fun
Adults have their own set of fun that kids are not allowed to try out. Well it all comes with responsibility, which kids dread. That is not the kind of life they are used to. But the promise of better times ahead and the freedom to do all the adult stuff sounds rewarding.
3. Oh S***!
You don’t ever wanna say these words. Well stuff happen and they just form in the mouth and force their way out. Apparently, even the Disney characters have those moments. The look on their faces when saying it is even more scintillating. That time when reality sinks in and the pedigree of the mess done strikes the despair that is born is just awesome.
2. The Great betrayal
The theme of betrayal is never on Disneyland’s agenda when they put all the members of the animal kingdom together in a festive mood. I don’t know how they miss to see something so obvious. It’s like putting burgers all over the place and expecting not to awake the sleeping pangs of hunger. You would not blame anybody who turns against the others viciously. After all the law of the jungle states, that only the fittest survive. Any other thing is secondary to that. The world created in the films is just too ideal to be real. We all dream of it anyway.
1. Baby Drama
Babies are sweet delicate creatures who do not really have to care about a thing in the world. Every little whim they might be suspected to have is served swiftly. All they do is eat, sleep, do their bathroom business at will and still manage to stare into space so innocently and charmingly. Adults taking care of them on the other hand become enslaved to them as they strive not to fall short of the Parent of The Year title. Well, this is all fun for most of the time. Babies are a blessing after all and taking care of them is actually like a privilege. This is until it comes to that time when the baby’s bathroom needs have to be taken care of. They will just go ahead and do their business with wanton abandon wherever they are and crawl away like nothing has happened or just stay quiet until the parental instinct is swung into action. Some parents go as far as hiring highly trained professionals to do the dirty nanny job while they are busy with the other part of their lives. Disney filmmakers try as much as they can to make the babies look like the sweet little things that they are. The handlers on the other hand are just particularly rough on them.
